Usually getting banking errors is very frustrating and leads to hours of dealing with robots, followed by hours of dealing like folks acting like bots but for one man Chris Reynolds, he was momentarily the riches person internationally. A PayPal error left him with a little over $92 Quadrillion dollars. Just to be specific he had $92,233,720,368,547,800. Do you actually know what I might do with $92 quadrillion dollars?
With $92 quadrillion greenbacks I might scoff and throw cash in rich peoples faces. With $92 quadrillion dollars I'd convert become called the George Washington Carver of $100 greenback bills. Change it into fuel, burn it for heat, wear it as a coat to shield from the cold, you mention it. With $92 quadrillion dollars I'd build everything I own out of money. My place, my vehicle, my cloths, my food. With $92 quadrillion greenbacks I might literally Scrooge McDuck and swim in my money.
Reynold's, however was not a fast thinking, dashingly good looking man as myself. Before he became the riches man in the world he was selling auto parts on eBay part-time. He only had $140 in his account. PayPal sends monthly account statements and the $92 quadrillion greenback gaff he though was a debt. Rather than immediately crapping his pants and crying bankruptcy in the streets. He did what any other average homo sapien would do in his position. Post it on Facebook. Here is where a "long lost friend" noticed that this was not a debt, but a credit to his account.
When he tried to log into his account to verify his friends claims, he spotted that he was left among the lowest ranking poor people in the world again with a $0 balance. Thanks PayPal. PayPal straight after contacted him and noted the massive mistake and stated that they'd give a vague amount of cash to a reason for Reynold's choice Rather than restoring his $140 that is. Yup you can give that to the charity of Give Me My Friggin' Cash Back.
Reynold's said that the most he has ever had in his account before that was $1,000 from selling vintage BMW tires. Naturally the press asked him what would he have done with the $92 quadrillion bucks. He said that he would clear the US natural debt, maybe buy the Philadelphia Phillies, and invest in some things. The ambiguity of this man's plans are beyond my understanding. Let's do a fast hypothetical analysis of his plans.
Reynold's would withdrawal this money and clear the US nationwide debt, which would be like spitting into the sea for him. Just in that act alone he has committed one or two felonies like grand larceny, PC misuse, attempted hacking, computer fraud, not to mention the incontrovertible fact it is online immediately makes all of his crimes Fed. Just the charge of grand theft larceny would land him an estimated 31,625,000,000 years. (Based off 1 or 2 cases online where roughly for stealing $1 million dollars they received around 3 and a half years in prison) That's just with one charge! They'll be locking up his bloodline forever. If the govt let's him survive to see the rest of his wishes with his cash, it might all be in vein proving the fallacy in his unsophisticated perspectives. Purchasing a sports team, cool concept. No failings in that you are pretty much infinitely rich. You do it as you love the team. Investing money in things Is this dude high There is no investing when you have 126,547 times the sum of money that Bill Gates has. There's only purchasing. Next, if you believed people coming out the wood work for lottery loot was bad, this dude would be off the charts. Folks get murdered for lottery winnings each day the difference is this guy has the money to tell those robbery peasants to kick rocks. Let alone he could hire a states armed forces to personally protect him.
So in summation, Reynold's pays off the US State Debt, buys his fave sports team, wastes trivial billions in scatterbrained investments, learns a lesson about long lost chums making an attempt to make contact again after striking it enormous means they are gold digging, and eventually gets tossed in prison by a thankful US, which should finally purloin all his cash.
All that money is literally paid to have a jail built and named after you since you'll be living in one for the remainder of your life/reincarnations. In which each reiteration of you would be getting cosy with each generation of Bubba in your endless jail cell.
With $92 quadrillion greenbacks I might scoff and throw cash in rich peoples faces. With $92 quadrillion dollars I'd convert become called the George Washington Carver of $100 greenback bills. Change it into fuel, burn it for heat, wear it as a coat to shield from the cold, you mention it. With $92 quadrillion dollars I'd build everything I own out of money. My place, my vehicle, my cloths, my food. With $92 quadrillion greenbacks I might literally Scrooge McDuck and swim in my money.
Reynold's, however was not a fast thinking, dashingly good looking man as myself. Before he became the riches man in the world he was selling auto parts on eBay part-time. He only had $140 in his account. PayPal sends monthly account statements and the $92 quadrillion greenback gaff he though was a debt. Rather than immediately crapping his pants and crying bankruptcy in the streets. He did what any other average homo sapien would do in his position. Post it on Facebook. Here is where a "long lost friend" noticed that this was not a debt, but a credit to his account.
When he tried to log into his account to verify his friends claims, he spotted that he was left among the lowest ranking poor people in the world again with a $0 balance. Thanks PayPal. PayPal straight after contacted him and noted the massive mistake and stated that they'd give a vague amount of cash to a reason for Reynold's choice Rather than restoring his $140 that is. Yup you can give that to the charity of Give Me My Friggin' Cash Back.
Reynold's said that the most he has ever had in his account before that was $1,000 from selling vintage BMW tires. Naturally the press asked him what would he have done with the $92 quadrillion bucks. He said that he would clear the US natural debt, maybe buy the Philadelphia Phillies, and invest in some things. The ambiguity of this man's plans are beyond my understanding. Let's do a fast hypothetical analysis of his plans.
Reynold's would withdrawal this money and clear the US nationwide debt, which would be like spitting into the sea for him. Just in that act alone he has committed one or two felonies like grand larceny, PC misuse, attempted hacking, computer fraud, not to mention the incontrovertible fact it is online immediately makes all of his crimes Fed. Just the charge of grand theft larceny would land him an estimated 31,625,000,000 years. (Based off 1 or 2 cases online where roughly for stealing $1 million dollars they received around 3 and a half years in prison) That's just with one charge! They'll be locking up his bloodline forever. If the govt let's him survive to see the rest of his wishes with his cash, it might all be in vein proving the fallacy in his unsophisticated perspectives. Purchasing a sports team, cool concept. No failings in that you are pretty much infinitely rich. You do it as you love the team. Investing money in things Is this dude high There is no investing when you have 126,547 times the sum of money that Bill Gates has. There's only purchasing. Next, if you believed people coming out the wood work for lottery loot was bad, this dude would be off the charts. Folks get murdered for lottery winnings each day the difference is this guy has the money to tell those robbery peasants to kick rocks. Let alone he could hire a states armed forces to personally protect him.
So in summation, Reynold's pays off the US State Debt, buys his fave sports team, wastes trivial billions in scatterbrained investments, learns a lesson about long lost chums making an attempt to make contact again after striking it enormous means they are gold digging, and eventually gets tossed in prison by a thankful US, which should finally purloin all his cash.
All that money is literally paid to have a jail built and named after you since you'll be living in one for the remainder of your life/reincarnations. In which each reiteration of you would be getting cosy with each generation of Bubba in your endless jail cell.
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